Where do the visiting teams stay?

[Wosto]

Hi,

I know this won't be well received, but I figured if anyone would know
it would be you guys....

I'm taking my son to the MNF Pats vs. Dolphins game as part of his
Christmas present, he really wants a couple of Patriots autographs and
I thought our best chance might be if were able to find a couple
hanging around their hotel?!? Unless anyone has a better suggestion?

Do you guys know where visiting teams usually stay?

Thanks for any help and chin up, if anyone knows what it feels like to
go through some lousy seasons it us Pats fans... I definitely know the
feeling.

[Howard Sperm]

"Wosto" <> I'm taking my son to the MNF Pats vs. Dolphins game as part of
his Christmas present, he really wants a couple of Patriots autographs and I
thought our best chance might be if were able to find a couple hanging
around their hotel?!? >>

Well, if you stay anywhere near the stadium, you can take your son to pick
up hookers. Mostly the teams stay in Ft. Lauderdale since none of them want
to risk getting AIDS, robbed, or murdered in Miami.

You might want to look on the Internet for the AAA or Mobil Guide to Hotels
and look for the 5 star hotels that are in the Ft. Lauderdale area. Call
them up and ask if the team is there, or if they know. Also check the PATS
website and they may have an ad for a Hotel Sponsor (like Hilton, etc.) or
the website may have the information in some article or story. Good luck,
hopefully you will get to meet some of the PATS players before the FINS
players take them out to the crack-houses and other drug dens and slut
clubs. After all, the only chance the FINS have to WIN is if they can get
the PATS players totally sloshed and coked-out, tripping on heroin and with
a bad case of the crotch-crickets.

[LHeilb8013]

Post by Wosto
Hi,
I know this won't be well received, but I figured if anyone would know
it would be you guys....
I'm taking my son to the MNF Pats vs. Dolphins game as part of his
Christmas present, he really wants a couple of Patriots autographs and
I thought our best chance might be if were able to find a couple
hanging around their hotel?!? Unless anyone has a better suggestion?
Do you guys know where visiting teams usually stay?
Thanks for any help and chin up, if anyone knows what it feels like to
go through some lousy seasons it us Pats fans... I definitely know the
feeling.

I don't know about hotels but there are player only gated parking lots next to
the stadium,and sometimes players will come out to the gate to sign for people.

Lloyd Heilbrunn

[PatsWickedPissah]

Ft Lauderdale Marriott is usually where they stay. Join the Patriots mailing
list for inside info on road trip stays. Google the URL.

-p

[jm]

The visiting team has been staying at the Fort Lauderdale Marriot Hotel and
Marina on SE 17 Street Causeway, Fort Lauderdale. 954-463-4000 call them
and ask.

Good Luck

Post by Wosto
Hi,
I know this won't be well received, but I figured if anyone would know
it would be you guys....
I'm taking my son to the MNF Pats vs. Dolphins game as part of his
Christmas present, he really wants a couple of Patriots autographs and
I thought our best chance might be if were able to find a couple
hanging around their hotel?!? Unless anyone has a better suggestion?
Do you guys know where visiting teams usually stay?
Thanks for any help and chin up, if anyone knows what it feels like to
go through some lousy seasons it us Pats fans... I definitely know the
feeling.

[Frosty the Pervert]

Post by Wosto
Hi,
I know this won't be well received, but I figured if anyone would know
it would be you guys....
I'm taking my son to the MNF Pats vs. Dolphins game as part of his
Christmas present, he really wants a couple of Patriots autographs and
I thought our best chance might be if were able to find a couple
hanging around their hotel?!? Unless anyone has a better suggestion?
Do you guys know where visiting teams usually stay?
Thanks for any help and chin up, if anyone knows what it feels like to
go through some lousy seasons it us Pats fans... I definitely know the
feeling.

A buddy (I user the term "buddy" loosely) of mine, whose into some
really kinky crap, gave me the lowdown on the Pats. He said a bunch of
them hang out at the local beefcake clubs. He said most of 'em go to a
place called The Sausage Factory. Vinnitari and Bruschi are apparently
the biggest customers. As for autographs, you can find those in the
men's room stalls. My bud says Bruschi signed his name and left his
phone # on the men's room condom machine. Now this is obviously no
place for a father and his kid to go, so stay away from these seedy
joints. Best of luck on trying to find the hotel, and happy holidays!